Published on August 1, 2007 By Ingui In WinCustomize Talk
OK,

I opened SDC and and wanted to install the WB6 update/beta. SDC needed to uninstall WB5 first. I clicked OK, and when that operation was complete I was prompted to reboot. That seemed to make sense.

But once my PC had restarted and windows was loaded, I was exposed to a naked WindowsXP. Full desktop nudity. I am outraged.

What if it had been one of my children viewing the bare taskbar glistening (well, a bare taskbar doesnt quite glisten...) on my LCD. Seedy start menu jiggling ( it didn't actually jiggle, but it wanted to )under my cursor. My sensibilities were truly offended by this titillating ( ok, it wasnt exactly titillating )..

Nonetheless, none of us should have to be exposed to this sort of skinless filth. It is fortunate that a new version of WB was readily available for installation so I was able to clean up my PC, but the memory of the shock and horror is hard to shake.
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on Aug 01, 2007
But once my PC had restarted and windows was loaded, I was exposed to a naked WindowsXP. Full desktop nudity. I am outraged.


I can verify! I went running through the house screaming MY EYES! MY EYES! until my wife gave me a good smack. Said I should grow up.........she don't understand.........
on Aug 01, 2007
Shock horror!! Oh noes!!
on Aug 01, 2007
I can vouch for the veracity of Ingui's statement.

I must confess however that i was strangely aroused. I know, i know.... shameful.
Feeling my face redden and fearing falling further from grace, I quickly proceed to complete the installation and "clothe" my windows once again.

Once that was complete it was all ok. Luckily, no-one walked past my PC while this "windows strip-tease" was taking place. *phew*

Thang God it's all back to normal now. Like Ingui, I hope I never have to face that again.
on Aug 01, 2007
on Aug 01, 2007
What is this world coming too!? Naked windows is just unacceptable!   
on Aug 01, 2007
This is why I enable Aero before rebooting.
on Aug 01, 2007
And yes....WE WANT PICS!
on Aug 01, 2007

Eeek! It flashed us!
on Aug 01, 2007
im still tryin to locate the nipples..........  
on Aug 01, 2007
Yeah, the missus hasn't let me live it down since....happened to me once, and you'd swear I'd been on the Playboy site. The looks of horror I was given, like it was all my fault ....geez, I still can't help feeling guilty...fearful to turn my puter, just in case it happens again while she happens to be looking.

****c'mon starkers, get a grip on yourself....oops, er, people might think you actually like naked Windows****

im still tryin to locate the nipples....


Nipples? There were nipples? Sheeesh, the missus hit the off button before I could determine whether I was looking at the front or the back.
on Aug 01, 2007
This is so not the thread I was expecting to see when I clicked on the link...   
on Aug 01, 2007
This is so not the thread I was expecting to see when I clicked on the link...   


  
on Aug 01, 2007
I don't know what to say ... it ...ahh ..I'd rather not talk about it! Can we pretend this didn't happen?     
on Aug 01, 2007
It frightened my cats. They'll never forgive me now

on Aug 02, 2007

"clothe"

....you thound great with a lithp, Chet....

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